Black Hole

Me: I am letting you have my short story collection for second opinion but never ever let anyone get a hold of this.

Jalil: Yeah sure.

Me: Sure what?

Jalil: Sure I won't let anyone see it.

Me: Promise me.

Jalil: Dude, calm down. If it gives you any assurance, I'll only let anyone have it the day X comes to me, holds my hand in hers and proposes me.

Me: (laughs) That sure makes you a black hole. What goes in will never come out.

Jalil: That hurt...deeply.