Jalil: Yeah sure.
Me: Sure what?
Jalil: Sure I won't let anyone see it.
Me: Promise me.
Jalil: Dude, calm down. If it gives you any assurance, I'll only let anyone have it the day X comes to me, holds my hand in hers and proposes me.
Me: (laughs) That sure makes you a black hole. What goes in will never come out.
Jalil: That hurt...deeply.